wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
12:51 pm 136,713 notes
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
12:51 pm 58,156 notes
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
12:41 pm 184,160 notes
