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I thought LGBT was a sandwich

Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

(Source: cassadagavortex, via iwillmindfuckyou)

Me: I have a bruise
Me: I'm going to name you Lee
Me:
Bruise:
Me:
Bruise:
Me:
Bruise:
Me: Bruise Lee
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“incorrect email or password”

Which one you horrid cunt

(Source: lambda-chops)